He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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