It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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