Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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