and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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