What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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