Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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