Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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