i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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