So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
operation harelip BJ is a go
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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