I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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