I have demons in me.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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