dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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