How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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