Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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