My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
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Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom