I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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