I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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