Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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