You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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