just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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