Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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