so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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