My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
love makes seman taste better
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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