we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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