Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
