Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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