C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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