just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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