Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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