Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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