The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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