Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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