would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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