You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
