Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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