I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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