Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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