We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
