so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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