So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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