dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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