Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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