There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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