Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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