Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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