do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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