you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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