Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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