Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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