i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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