Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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