this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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