I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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