Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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