no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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