Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
from now on my penis is your penis
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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