Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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