and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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